I’m one step above a prostitute and I’m looking for someone who’s one step above a kerb crawler. Yes, I’m serious. My growler is begging for attention and I don’t have any more mates to take care of it for me. I’m a fit and pervy Chav Mum from Cannock, West Midlands and my desires are too much for most blokes to handle. If we talk and I end up giving you a ring, all of my holes will be yours. You can start with my clunge and finish in my back passage or vice versa. If you take me out to a pub first and by me some chips, you can even use my mouth. I’ll give your bell end the licking that it’s always deserved.
It’s probably because PMT is coming, but my body is begging for it and it wants it nasty. If you’re part of a couple, then even better. I’ve always wanted to try shoving my face into a minge and giving it a kiss. You can sit back and give yourself a wank while you watch. Maybe you can even join in and get your end away in my balloon knot while it happens. Just message me soon.